With so many repeats looming, viewers are ‘desperate’ for spoilers to shake things up a bit. TV Envy likes to please, so here you go! Spoilers after the jump, in case you’d rather be surprised.

Lynette goes ballistic after witnessing an innocent kiss between Tom and Gabby.

If that weren’t enough trouble for Tom, the twins come down with chicken pox, which terrifies him, as he’s never had the illness.

Gabrielle hires a new maid, who seems just a bit *too* interested in Gabby’s lifestyle.

One of the housewives (most rumors point to Susan) considers marrying a gay man in order to receive health insurance, and to help the man escape his overcontrolling mother.

Bree refuses to give into Andrew’s blackmailing, and ends up getting arrested for her part in George’s death.

Zach/Dana tries to bond with Mike, and Paul doesn’t like it. Not one bit.

Whew…I sure wouldn’t want to miss any of these!