If the Today show producers ever decided to replace Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb for an extra hour of this every day, I might actually start watching.

On today’s Halloween-themed broadcast, we all - even die-hard Stars Wars fans - learned a few new facts about those creatures called Ewoks.

1. They don’t know crap about decoupage.
2. They love drinking vodka in the morning.
3. They know how to moonwalk.
4. They will kick each other in front of the cameras, even before you even say “Action.”
5. They will hump anything…whether it be Al Roker‘s leg or the ground.