Wow.  WOW.  Who would have thought that Paris’ troubles could seem like a thing of the past??

Lindsay Lohan has graciously stepped up to the plate and ripped the troubled celebrity crown off the socialite’s head.  After having recently finished her stint in rehab…after having voluntarily turned herself into police for her old Memorial Day weekend crash….after having sported an alcohol-monitoring bracelet for the past few days….Lindsay somehow managed to get in trouble again!!!  Someone give that girl a statuette—because she definitely deserves an award.

Ms. Lohan was arrested THIS MORNING after driving in the Santa Monica area.  TMZ reports that she blew

an in-station alcohol test (her results were approximately .12) and was also driving with a suspended license.  Cocaine - surprise! - was later found in her pocket. 

More details will obviously be coming throughout the day.  Meanwhile, I will work on creating the Razzie award equivalent for simple celebrity idiocy.  Feel free to suggest any award name suggestions my way.